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Hello Morrisvillionies!

submitted by F.O.E Secretary #2489

I know yeah, yeah, yeah it’s the F.O.E #2489 secretary again.

What’s that horse’s backside have to say this time, the same old horse manure?

Yeah we’re at the corner of 1 Philadelphia Avenue.

BORING!

We’ll make you a Big Azz steak or a Big Azz salad.

Yeah at this point you’re snoring!

Sorry it drags on.

Smoking and non-smoking.

Come in for some drinks and impeccable service. We’ll make you feel comfy, no need to be nervous.

Half-price drinks for the ladies every Thursday night.

Whether you’re short or a leaf eater or cool or uptight.

Anyway you get the point.

Drop what you’re doing and come check out the joint.