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Madame’s and Mademoiselles

submitted by the F.O.E. #2489 Secretary

Howdy again readers, it’s the silly secretary from the F.O.E #2489 at the corner of Philadelphia and Pennsylvania Avenues.

In this publication my thoughts and writing are intended for the fairer sex. That doesn’t include you guy’s that can’t get a tan.

No, I want to say bonjour ladies. Starting Thursday, September 5th, we will be hosting Ladies Night.

All beer and cocktails are ½ price from 6:00pm until close for the ladies. Your bartender is a strapping lad with smiling eyes as infectious and brilliant as his conversation.

He has a big bushy beard too, and get this, NO FLEAS! Just tell the old man I’m going out next Thursday with the girls and YOU’RE watching the kids.

I know your imagining him on the couch replicating Al Bundy with his hand halfway down his drawers.

And the kids will leave pudding stains on their pillow because they didn’t wash their faces or brush their teeth.

Your mental health is worth their sacrifice. You deserve a night out once in a while.

We don’t have vichyssoise nor do we have goose liver pate, but we will make you a “Big Azz” salad of your choice on up to a “Big Azz” steak, rib eye.

Ooh La La.

So sashay in and check us out.                 

With much amour, F.O.E. #2489 secretary signing out.