Hello again readers, it’s summer time so let’s talk fun, not business.
Socrates (470-399 BC) wrote, “It is not living that matters but living rightly.”
Confucius (551-479 BC) wrote, “Where you go, go with all your heart.”
Truly they were philosophers of great wisdom. Perhaps they took advantage of the distilled grape, which dates back to the ancient Armenians circa 4100 BC.
I love those Armenians.
Another philosopher Cliff Clavin, circa now, explains “The Buffalo Theory” – “Well ya’ see Normie, it’s like this…A herd of buffalo can only run as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted it’s the slowest and weakest ones at the back of the herd that are killed first. Thus improving the speed of the whole group.”
Now Normie, “In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That’s why you always feel smarter after a few beers.”
Come in and share your opinion on this. But only after a few ice cold brewskis.
Have a safe and fun summer.
F.O.E #2489 secretary signing out.