submitted by Fraternal Order of the Eagles Secretary
Hey there my fellow Morrisvillonians. It’s the Fraternal Order of Eagles secretary taunting you with sage words for his fourth month.
That’s right, fourth month!
I’ve offered you great deals on steak dinners. I’ve invited you to our fish fry.
What the bleep do I have to do to get you to come check us out?
I’m always offering free advice and that won’t change, but now I’m offering you a free cocktail until the end of May.
Simply tell the bartender that FIM3 sent you, then belly up or plant your tush and settle in for some comradery.
Signing out as nutty as ever,
F.O.E Secretary #2489